- What's your first name? Carol

- What type of job do you have? One with enough free time to post here.

- What is your relationship status? Single with not a prospect in sight. How pathetic am I?

- Are you shy or outgoing or somewhere in between? Outgoing but not obnoxiously so.

- Are you a packrat? Most things that I save, I usually go back and wonder why on earth I saved it. Since it ultimately gets thrown out, I'm going with a no.

- Do you have a secret that people would be surprised to know? Uh, yeah, very surprised.

- Do you care to share it with us? You know the deal - then I'd have to kill you all.