5 Worst Songs if forced to listen to continuously

If you were locked in a room by kidnappers or terrorists, which 5 songs -- if you had to listen to them CONTINUOUSLY with no break -- would have you telling everything you know the first day.

This is a very cruel topic but I'll play along anyway.

My two all time worst are:
Midnight at the Oasis
Loving You is Easy (cuz you're beautiful)

And the rest...
Anything by Paul Simon
We Didn't Start the Fire
Anything by Phil Collins

I'll repeat. This is a very cruel topic.